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The Empress Chronicles
The Women of Watch Hill
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The first time I laid eyes on the woman who would eventually ruin my life, she disappointed me. In the flesh, the legendary Archduchess for whom we’d practiced hours curtseying was nothing more than a fluffed up matron. Gray hair roughly pulled off a deeply lined forehead revealed tired, dull eyes. Her many necklaces tiered heavily round a wrinkled, white neck, accentuating an overly ample bosom that spilled, angry and powdered, out her busked trunk.
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Redeyes should be called something else. Croneflies, maybe. Hagflights. No woman over 40 should be allowed to take one. Unless there is free Botox involved. Complimentary brow lifts. This is what I’m thinking while a symphony of toilets auto-flush behind me. This is how I feel as I stare back at the raccoon eyes and greenish hue confronting me in the dirty mirror of a Logan airport restroom.
